The bell is back thanks to Big Al, the War on Christmas comes early this year, Doug apparently texts into the show, big doings with Draft Day, breaking down the CBS Sports 920 fantasy football, enjoy hearing Frank Cusumano discuss his fantasy doings, best toilet paper to use, Doug breaks down the Blues, Doug had to watch "The Voice" instead of the entertaining hockey game, The Cat blasting "Karma Chameleon" in the parking lot, Mike Lee scheduling appearances, meeting TV stars always nice, motto for the station, plenty of text suggestions for station motto, Doug running for office in the county, Doug with some quality political ad voiceover work, Obama can lower or raise gas prices, ranch considered low class, possible unknown rules about certain sawces, learning about the uses of ranch dressing, apparently ranch dressing a fixture in kitchenettes South of Gravois, favorite whacking technique for ProdJoe & too close to Gravois not to have ranch dressing in the kitchenette.