#WeenWednesday, faux movie about Doug called 'Pure Ass', oodles of food from Giamatti plus getting fried chicken from Friendly's later, excited about using PocketTube next week, The Cat joins the show from Jupiter, learned that Lance Lynn wants to set our picnic table on fire with jet fuel, surprised to still see Adam Wainwright in Florida this morning, does not hurt when he throws, hurts when he runs, Waino admits the trip back to STL is purely precautionary, hurt himself lifting a weight, hearing that Matt Carpenter will stay in the lead-off spot of the batting order plus Jason Heyward will be somewhere in the middle, Doug has not consulted Matheny on this yet, Carpenter prefers to bat lead-off if he had a decision, Heyward feels him and Cardinals think he's a middle of the order hitter after some discussion, Charlie Marlow pops on the air to boast about Waino coverage, they fight over the phone, Chuckles plans to come back tomorrow, Jose Oquendo lost about 20 lbs., Charlie enjoying a 'cheat week', "hi Waino", John Lackey does indeed remember the famous Cal May question about Stan Musial running around in Matt Carpenter's body, some of the Cardinals brass excited about Plow Boy conducting 'Question of the Day', they're not necessarily on board with the swingers bulletin board, Plow Boy's thoughts on the Cardinals' excitement, Paul from the wealthy part of West County calls, he wants stock tip interview with Mr. DeWitt or Bill DeWitt III, reaction from text line, Tim wants to watch "Whiplash" again & Doug wondering how Tim got so tight n' rewarding.