April 9, 2015

Segment 2 - The Masters & Derrick Goold 4.9.15

Jack Nicklaus with his hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, making 'th' sound in the place of the letter 'z', Tim doing cam shows, paying for five more minutes..., Tim also apparently had nipple rings during the lenten season, another sentence in our language that had never been uttered, Doug describing what Tim does on his cam show, time for a music interlude..., more description, Tim's neighbors have no idea what's happening, Charlie apparently will not be getting us ready for the home openers on Sundee night, the strict rules of The Masters Golf Tournament, no cell phones are to be used, could be banned forever..., local sheriff confirms these strict rules in which people can be banned from Augusta National forver..., more stories about people using phones whilst at the tourney, someone brought phone to premsises by accident then received letter from Augusta months later informing him of his banning, Doug thinks the folks at Augusta take themselves too seriously, Doug doing his Masters announcer voice, that Eisenhower Oak preserved with sapplings, Doug not buying into the snobbiness, Amanda Dufner going to be single soon, Willie lowers his standards after blowing shot with Kaylee Hartung the other day, still trying to find out the ethnicity of Kaylee Hartung..., start doing the Italian dialect voice, JW3 formerly of Mizzou might be going to play for Tommy Izzo, seeing Kaylee Hartung on TV makes us stop whatever we're doing, will make Tim stop midway through cam show, giving out same information from the other day on Kaylee Hartung, going into Vin Scully mode..., that Vin Scully is still the best doing TV/radio by himself, Doug still likes Jack Buck more, Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, still in Chicago heading to Cincinnati soon, bit frustrating for Cardinals to lose 2-0 after very solid start from Lance Lynn, terrible conditions for offense, mistake was going to win or lose the game, that Jake Arrieta is the real deal, considers Arrieta to be the real ace of the Cubs, those Northsiders look to have some pitching depth that could be the difference this season competing for the postseason, be tough to get rhythm with so many days off early in the season, Wrigley adding porta potties though not many were in attendance, wondering how MLB or Rob Manfred might be able to inject offense into the league after a few seasons of down numbers, current era has been the toughest ever for hitters, about 5,000 less runs scored in 2014 compared to 2000, certainly have to consider the loss of PEDs, guys throwing harder than ever, ball clubs barely ever had starting pitchers that regularly threw mid to high 90s, use of the shift too, Doug suggests moving the pitching mound back a bit & Charlie likes lowering the mound just a bit.

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