More women are texting into the show! Tim jus realized that the listeners are creating fake accounts just to mess with the guys, Tim wants to know who wears a cape for fashion, intern Matt chimes in that he wears a cape at his Job at Six Flags, the group needs to know everything about MAtt's job at Six Flags, Ellen calls in and Tim says all of these women calling in should want to sleep with them, and Ellen is just happy that she isn't the only woman who calls into the show anymore, Ellen tries to refocus the group to talk about the hacking scandal, Tim describes how difficult it would be to be a breaking news repoter, Tim says he would be the happiest if he could peek in on Ellen and Janie the Lesbian while playing some online poker, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, The Exit Poll, "How much would you pay for Plowsy's Testicle?" Doug high balls and Charlie low balls, "Shark or Bear Attack?" Doug says a bear attack, Charlie says shark attacks aren't as bad, "What B-List celebrity would you wake up with?" Charlie says Andy Dick is a D-List instead, Tim with LExington Steele, Doug says Jaclyn Smith, Charlie with the actress from Saved by the Bell, "Cute Dudes or Handsome Men?" The guys refuse to answer, Mr. Smith calls in, Tim hasn't talked about swinging in a while, Mr. Smith is excited to hear more women calling into the show, Willie is potentially invited to Mr. Smith's next party, Cuts of the Week, Email of the Day, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!