'We are the Cardinals', one octave too high, Weezer's text from the gym, Doug's first ever show, throwback, Ellen calls in but not on the line, how Doug felt his first time on this show, Doug justs wants the money, Ryan Kelley joins the program, Ellen calls back in, hung up during the WWE Recap, retrospective of TMA, Doug used to be called the 'Prime Minister', Doug's Muny ad singing, Doug's posterior, Charlie's Muny experience, fans help hot environment, the Boat House, should musicals always have happy endings, attention-getting mechanisms, 'Talkin' Body' song, the F-bomb, Jordan the intern's thoughts on Tove Lo and her possible lesbianism, Derrick Goold from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the program, Swedish cities, happy birthday to Derrick, turning 40, up in Chicago for the White Sox series, Stephen Piscotty set to make his Cardinals' debut tonight, best bat at AAA, hoping to add some offensive pop to the dull Cardinals' lineup, Piscotty's 'plus plus' arm, a little trouble switching positions, throwing mechanics change, fielding not the issue, just the different throws, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, potential Cardinal's interest in David Price, reluctance to have both Heyward and Price, will Cardinals keep Jason Heyward beyond this year, will he want a one-year deal, would he take the qualifying offer, Heryward a $100 million player in today's market, is it a smart move for the Redbirds, Yankees could always jump in and offer him rediculous money, is Heyward a good fit in St. Louis, does he like the city, & position plans long term for Piscotty.