Segment 1 - Show Open, Joe Strauss, Punctuation 7.31.15

The critically acclaimed show doesn't have much going for it, Doug is getting angry at the listeners for not getting the sponsors, a wild come back for the Cardinals last night, Cat believes no one should mess with Carpenter in the leadoff spot, Seamonster and Tim are having a silent argument behind the scenes about caps lock and exclimation points, Seamonster has been suspended a period of 2 days time for use of the exclimation point, Cat provides an alternative to the exclimation point, airing greivances about twitter punctuation, Mount Rushmore of punctuation? Doug doesn't care for the ampersand, Cat provides some selections from Wham!, Doug thinks an otter would find Plowsy and his twink body attractive, Cat tries to steer the conversation to see if Mo will make a new deal, Tim thinks nipple tattoos are more in the wheelhouse, Joe Strauss joins the show to talk about the Brandon Moss trade, Joe thinks Holliday going down made Mo perhaps jump the gun to some degree with the Moss trade, a bit of an underrated issue with how quickly injured players are returning to play, Joe says to watch what the Cards do and not what they say they will do, thoughts about Michael Morse being picked up after being DFA'd by the Dodgers, discussion on Carlos Martinez and his emotions flying during last nights game, The lesbian doctor wife texts in to say she's real